Nonsense Hubby!!!

I think man are born to talk nonsense, just like how woman are born to gossip.

Case 1:
Baby S was fussing over drinking breast milk after a long time of drinking only formula milk. I told HB to get Baby S distracted so that I can finished feeding the milk.
HB(At a distance telling Baby S): Hey Son, support original!!!

Case 2:
Baby S is quite fond of playing with his private area during bath time recently. Being first time parents and not having any male siblings, I do not know that its normal for boys to touch their private area at such young age. HB being the closest male species to me, I asked him is it normal for Baby S to behave like this.
HB: Hey what do you expect, thats the only time of the day he get to see his penis.
After looking for a while, he walk out laughing out loud.
Oh well at least end of the day he did actually bother to explain why boys behave like this and I also checked out with my cousin did my nephew behave the same way.

Case 3:
I was shivering away after walking out of the bathroom.
HB: Your body is telling you that you are not having enough weight.
Me: But Im still very fat.
HB: For goodness sake, we need fats to protect ourselves from cold and you are already very slim.
Me: Yah but not slim enough.
After not being able to convince me to put on weight logically, he started spouting nonsense.
HB: Do you know why you hurt so much after u fell? Because you got no fats to cushion you.
Me: So are you telling me fat people dont feel pain when they fall?
HB: Yes they dont, the floor are the one who feel the pain when they fall.
Super nonsense can!!!

Case 4:
HB: You bought new shoes AGAIN.
Me: Ya bought shoes but not again.
HB: The shoes cabinet, racks are full and the whole floor is your shoes. Do you want me to do a walk in wardrobe for you and when all you GFs are here, they go WOWWWWW!!!
Me: I don't mind. (For once I managed to answer his nonsense back!! Hahaha)

Case 5:
In the morning when we are leaving home for infant care.
HB(to Baby S): Look at your mummy, she is putting so many plaster on her feet, all because of her NEW shoes.
Heading to work after sending Baby S to infant care.
HB: 2 new pairs of shoes left you with 6 plaster on your feet.
Me: Yah new shoes are like that no choice.
HB: With so many plaster, u might as well bandage your whole feet.
Although he was very sarcastic about me buying new shoes, at night he did came and asked me how was my feet. 真的对他又爱又狠.